TEN WORDS THAT WILL IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS

As the saying goes, you get but one chance to make a good first impression.  I have always found that one way to impress people with your knowledge and eloquence is to use a few big words in your conversation.   But be careful…when you do this you must be sure to use them correctly.  Otherwise you may be exposed as a fraud….which, I guess, you actually would be….hmmmmm….

Anyway, in my continuing efforts to help you enhance your life, I present ten of my favorite impressive words, followed by a brief definition, and use in a sentence.  They never fail to leave my audience wide-eyed and scratching their heads in amazement:

UBIQUITOUS:  Being a part of choosing a team, as in “He picks for the other side, but ubiquitous.”

LOQUACIOUS:  The act of being aware of your surroundings.  “My sister was hit by a bus because she didn’t loquacious going.”

INCONGRUOUS:  A branch of the federal government.  “Our senators and representatives serve incongruous in Washington DC.”

IRASCIBLE:  Easily removed.  “Don’t worry about spilling that paint.  It’s irascible.”

TYMPANIC:  The tendency of certain individuals to become unsettled.  “I told Tim to be calm, but Tympanic.”

UMBELLATE:  A prediction that one will be behind schedule.  “I’m trying to get there on time but with all this traffic, umbellate.”

VILIFY:  Putting forth one’s best effort.  “I’m not sure I can pay you back but I vilify can.”

SOPHISTIC:  A  kind of battered seafood.  “I don’t have any fresh fish, sophistic will have to do.”

GRANULITE:  A complimentary term to your grandmother.  ” You used to be overweight, but after your diet granulite.”

BEMUSE:  Getting comfortable with a new situation.  “I used to be afraid of flying, but now I bemuse to it.”

I could go on forever, but this should get you started on the road to a broader vocabulary.  You may not like them now, but jewel later.